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| I love veggies, too! |
I don’t mean to offend my Vegan or health conscious friends,
but I have come to the conclusion that people who juice are simply lazy. Now before you get all puffed up about the
benefits of juicing, hear me out.
Juicing is for people who want to avoid the labor required
to prepare a meal. They prefer to grab
handfuls of fruits and vegetables, throw them in a Vitamix, Ninja, Whatever,
and voila’ dinner is served!
Juicing is for people who are too lazy to chew their
food. It’s much easier to drink your
veggies than to stab them with a fork, lift them into your mouth, and masticate
them until they are ready to swallow.
Laziest of all is the avoidance of digestion. This action happens with such little effort
we hardly notice. However, juicing allows one to pour her food in one end and
let it slide right on through! Can you think of anything lazier than that?
Juicers of the world, I rest my case!
