Basements

My Mother had a basement,
My Grandma had one, too.
But I don’t have a basement,
I’ll leave them all to you.

My Mother’s basement flooded,
Grandma’s smelled bad, too.
If I had a basement,
Here’s what I would do.

Paint the walls bright yellow,
Install fluorescents, too.
Then burn lots of candles,
Cinnamon and Honeydew.

Smoke bomb all the spiders,
Catface, Black Widow, too.
Move all my things upstairs,
And rent it out to you!

My Mother had a basement,
My Grandma had one, too.
I’m glad you have a basement,
I’m sure it’s fine for you!